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Generation 1:

Eve Candee
Distant Relative
59 years old
6.2 years ago
Starved
Final words: "This town was ol..."
[Full Tree]
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Generation 53:

Jack Simpson
Ninth Cousin
(5x Removed)
28 years old
6.1 years ago
Killed by Pieper Simpson
Final words: "Keep the killer..."
Angel Simpson II
Ninth Cousin
(5x Removed)
6 years old
6.1 years ago
Starved
Final words: "H"
Jessica Simpson
Ninth Cousin
(5x Removed)
60 years old
6.1 years ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "Ima die rlly soon"
Lisa Simpson VI
Ninth Cousin
(5x Removed)
27 years old
6.1 years ago
Killed by Bart Simpson
Final words: "Help"
Margeaux Simpson II
Ninth Cousin
(5x Removed)
60 years old
6.1 years ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "Brb"
Generation 54:

Luna Simpson
Tenth Cousin
(4x Removed)
50 years old
6.1 years ago
Killed by Orion Simpson
Final words: "Fuck gingers"
Nameless
Tenth Cousin
(4x Removed)
0 years old
6.1 years ago
Sudden Infant Death
Stanley Simpson
Tenth Cousin
(4x Removed)
5 years old
6.1 years ago
Killed by Shot Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Ily"
Stephon Simpson
Tenth Cousin
(4x Removed)
47 years old
6.1 years ago
Killed by Cindy Simpson
Final words: "Bye now guys"
Jeremy Simpson
Tenth Cousin
(4x Removed)
2 years old
6.1 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Go"
Generation 55:

Lilly Simpson
11st Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
25 years old
6.1 years ago
Killed by Nameless
Final words: "F"
Elena Simpson
11st Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
5 years old
6.1 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Ok"
Butch Simpson
11st Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
32 years old
6.1 years ago
Killed by Shot Grizzly Bear
Final words: "Bear bit me"
Sonia Simpson
11st Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
5 years old
6.1 years ago
Starved
Nameless
11st Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
0 years old
6.1 years ago
Sudden Infant Death
...
Generation 57:

Nameless
13rd Cousin
(Once Removed)
0 years old
6.1 years ago
Sudden Infant Death
Nameless
13rd Cousin
(Once Removed)
0 years old
6.1 years ago
Sudden Infant Death
Nameless
13rd Cousin
(Once Removed)
0 years old
6.1 years ago
Sudden Infant Death
Nameless
13rd Cousin
(Once Removed)
0 years old
6.1 years ago
Starved
Final words: "N"

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