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Generation 1:
Eve Kane
Great Great Great Great Grandmother
60 years old
6.5 years ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "Im fucking old"
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Generation 3:
Nana Kane
First Cousin
(4x Removed)
60 years old
6.5 years ago
Died of Old Age
Final words: "I have four bars..."
David Kane
First Cousin
(4x Removed)
55 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Im oldd"
Generation 4:
Kim Kane
Second Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
36 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Fail"
Gidget Kane
Second Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
48 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Be good"
Sammie Kane
Second Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
48 years old
6.5 years ago
Killed by Wild Boar with Piglet
Final words: "Bye"
Nameless
Second Cousin
(Thrice Removed)
0 years old
6.5 years ago
Sudden Infant Death
Generation 5:
Jerry Kane
Third Cousin
(Twice Removed)
59 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Jimy has it"
Nameless
Third Cousin
(Twice Removed)
0 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Jane Kane
Third Cousin
(Twice Removed)
59 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Bye"
Nephi
Third Cousin
(Twice Removed)
58 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Bye"
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Generation 8:
Bb Kane
Fifth Cousin
(Once Removed)
2 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "F"
Jason Kane
Fifth Cousin
(Once Removed)
57 years old
6.5 years ago
Starved
Final words: "Fuck off"
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